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“Ten Reasons not to trust Alan Lewis”

By Morgan Mangham- McNamara

FADE IN:

EXT. LIVING ROOM- DAY

JASON is sitting drinking hot tea. He puts it down on his side table and reaches for the remote. He turns the TV on with his right hand and goes to grab the drink with his left. Nothing is there. He looks confused and looks around.

The cup is in the hallway entrance, JASON looks confused but shakes it off and gets up to grab the cup.

As JASON’s hand touches the cup, time freezes. JASON is locked in a trance.

His chair moves directly behind him. JASON’s trance is unlocked, he picks up and smacks into the chair.

JASON scratches his hair in frustration and confusion and moves his chair back to its original position.

Time Freezes and JASON goes into a trance. ALAN enters through the hallway entrance, holding a glass of water. ALAN is laughing. He places the glass on JASON’s head. ALAN goes and hides behind the chair.

Time unfreezes and JASON moves. The glass spills on his front.

JASON

AUUGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

JASON moves to the table to grab the bat. JASON swings the bat. ALAN is laughing.

JASON enters a trance, frozen. ALAN goes to JASON’s face with a marker. He draws a moustache on JASON’s face.

JASON unfreezes and hits ALAN with the bat. JASON goes to hit ALAN with the bat again. ALAN ducks to the right and gets up. ALAN runs and JASON chases after him. JASON backs ALAN into a corner.

Time freezes, JASON is locked into a trance. ALAN laughs and moves behind JASON. He points at JASON and accidently touches him. JASON is unlocked from the trance. ALAN runs to the table. JASON freezes, and unfreezes. JASON has changed into a dress. JASON looks at ALAN who is laughing. ALAN is holding the bat. ALAN backs JASON into the corner. ALAN swings the bat.

SCREEN GOES BLACK

A loud crunch is played over the black screen.

Fades back in

The bat has missed JASON and gone through the wall. JASON stands up and looks around the room, then to ALAN.

JASON

We did a good job didn’t we?

ALAN

Sure did, buddy

ALAN pats JASON on the back. ALAN and JASON both laugh.

JASON

Was the dress really necessary?

ALAN

Of course it was. How else was

I supposed to humiliate ya?

JASON and ALAN leave the room together.

SCREEN FADES BLACK.

CREDITS ROLL

 STAN THE MAN enters the destroyed room. He looks around and falls to his knees.

STAN THE MAN

AUUGGHHHHHHHH ALANNN!!! JASOONNN!!!

END